Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why did EA cross the road?

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

Bread

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Dum Jokes More Dum Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss