Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent