Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!