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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.