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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!