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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry