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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Instigator Jokes More Instigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.