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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.