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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon