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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!