What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon