What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime