What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.