What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime