What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism