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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!