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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism