What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy