What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What happens when redditors die?

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.