What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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With burger alarms!