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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.