How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!