How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.