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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy