What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!