What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.