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What crime is he accused of?

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.