What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.