Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth