It staged a coup
Let Meowt!!!!
Vesicular Basalt
It was all a myth-take!
He took a ship.
Deleted
I am not a crook!
Framed
That's not my stile.
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Because he was accused of Boolean.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
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It was leave your keys at the door.
About 40 years.
Hold a bingo!!
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
You should Bill Gates.
A reporter.
Danke!
A gyroscope.