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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Love

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy