It staged a coup
Let Meowt!!!!
Vesicular Basalt
It was all a myth-take!
He took a ship.
Deleted
I am not a crook!
Framed
That's not my stile.
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Because he'd D graded her.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Because he was accused of Boolean.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
They both went a little batty.
He sat in his own pew.
An auction
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
Find what you're booking for
Because she was too shallow.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
A handicat
He can't, it's impawsible.
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Because they're inbred
About 40 years.