Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars