Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!