Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.