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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.