What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.