What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.