What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.