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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.