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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.