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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.