Currant Affairs
Right where you left him.
It's not hard.
No raisin
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
The Polterheist
He committed barbercide.
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
