Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.