Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.