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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.