Currant Affairs
Because they're good at commiting.
A major difference.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It took a date....
One I say one.
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
They're afraid of change.
Because they can dress foreless.
Its Lamb
The second (right to bare arms)
Jihad me at hello.
You can punch information into a computer.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
People just seem to find them vial!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!