What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Bald Eagle Jokes More Bald Eagle Jokes

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: