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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.