What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: