Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: