Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.