Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.