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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: