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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: