Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"