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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids