What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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He wanted to find Pluto!

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.