What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.