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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids