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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.