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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.