What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.