Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!