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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Goal Keeper Jokes More Goal Keeper Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!