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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo