Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo