Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.