Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.