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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.