Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.