Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.