How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.