How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.