How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.