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How do mermaids reproduce?

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do mermaids reproduce?

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