Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better