Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear