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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.