Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.