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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.