Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.