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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer