Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.