Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.