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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.