A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
She became salty.
The jury store
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
His lips are moving.
A Tippihedron
Because the government cuts corners.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
For kicks and giggles.
Because he's a two timer.