What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.