A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
On a blind date!
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
5 dollars per-cushion.
A Humblebee.
Fast Food!!!...
Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
Because he's a two timer.
