A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
It takes four years to get an election.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
He does lots of bare-obics.
5 dollars per-cushion.
Fast Food!!!...
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
For kicks and giggles.
Because he's a two timer.