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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.