A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
To fit in the box.
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
For kicks and giggles.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Because he's a two timer.
