What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat