Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Legendairy From my young daughter
