Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.