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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.