Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.