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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!