Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Saran Wrap Jokes More Saran Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!