Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.