Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon