Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.