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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.