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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon