Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.