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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.