Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.