Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.