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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.