Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.