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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.