Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.