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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...