Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss