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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...