Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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