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Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.