It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Because he ate his carrion.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
All their luggage is carrion.
Carrion.
Carrion my wayward son
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Baryon my wayward son!
Monkfish!
A half decent person.
Because one more would be too farty.
Turkey.
That's not my stile.
Slanta Claus.
Smashed potatoes.
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Astro-knots.
A scapegoat.