What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues