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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.