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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue