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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

White Jokes More White Jokes

How do you know when...... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.