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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

White Jokes More White Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord