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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue