What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

Because, only whites are racist.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn