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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.