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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.