How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.