What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!