What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.