What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.