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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.