Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Who's there! Asia! Asia who?

Asia mum in

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What's a Jedi's favourite programming language?

JabbaScript

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.