Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

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What was the internet like in the old days?

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

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