Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's 1+1?

2

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope