Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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One Jokes More One Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Ramsay Jokes More Ramsay Jokes

What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team?

The Ramsays

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky