Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement