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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.