Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement