Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.