Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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A snowfake.

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Because he's got rusty knees.

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Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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They're really good at it.

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Because 7, 10, 11!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Merci.

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Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement