Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.