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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Ghandi Jokes More Ghandi Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement