What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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What was Ghandi?

Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.