Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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The captains log

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.