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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet