Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.