Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.