Hellen Keller Jokes

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Hellen Keller Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

What's long and black?

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

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