Corduroy.
Her dog was blind too
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
THESE are the brakes!
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Antagony
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Matt.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
Bob.
They're grounded.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Neither one is a squirrel.
They both have wet noses.
Because he was a potato!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
