Hellen Keller Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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