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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.