What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet