Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down