Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
A clockshund!
Are ya?
His daddy was a mummy
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Out of bounce.
Her dog was blind too
Corduroy.