How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller