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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet