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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Kgb Jokes More Kgb Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Intellectual Jokes More Intellectual Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."