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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.