How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

Bullying

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.