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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Because he was Russian.

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Putin Windows duh.

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They'll tell you

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Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.