How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."