The ones with food.
Dimitree
They say he was snowed in.
Because they're too cornea.
He is going to tell you.
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
The ones in the mail of course!
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."