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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.