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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.