Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Call triple neighhh!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Is it too basic?
They're antisocial lights.
Eh?
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
In a were-house
Bing down the house!
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
I do.
