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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF