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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*