Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Alistairs in this house are broken!
They lived hoppily ever after!
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
T They're just trying to raise a family.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Ayyyy watch it homes!
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
He just needed some space.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
