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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.