What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF